My pet, Canis lupus Junior.

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My pet, Canis lupus Junior.

My pet, Canis lupus Junior.

Author: Bear Biscuits

Categories: youthfulness

Statuses: Updating

Weird things happen every year, and this year is especially weird. I guess I'm just too kind-hearted to pick up such a mutant creature from another planet on the side of the road, despite the fact that I'm drenched in rain! It's really true that a good dog doesn't get in the way, and it's not a good dog that gets in the way! "Hey! Dead girl, you haven't cleaned the kitchen yet!" "Damn girl, get out. Eating my tofu while I'm sleeping." I don't know what I'm talking about! Didn't I pick up a pet dog? Is that how you call your owner "dead girl", "dead girl"?

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